.If You Give A Mommy Some Free Time.

...If you give a Mommy some free time (sleeping kids), she might decide to work out. If she decides to work out, she will start running on a treadmill. If she starts running on a treadmill, she will become sweaty. As soon as she becomes sweaty, she will see on her monitor that one of her kids is now awake. When she sees child crying and running out of their room, Mommy will jump off her treadmill, run up her basement stairs and accidentally scare the crap out of crying child. After crying child gets over her initial fear of sweaty Mommy, she will continue to cry... louder. When she continues to cry, Mommy will ask her what is wrong. When asked what is wrong, child will tell Mommy she is sad and wants to snuggle with Mommy's shoulder. (lol) If child wants to snuggle with Mommy's shoulder, Mommy will never refuse. When the sweaty shoulder snuggles begin, child will ask for Mommy to sing to her. When Mommy starts to sing, child will request 3 different songs. Child will also suggest Mommy sings each song 7 times. After Mommy talks child down in the number of songs requested, child asks for her head to be rubbed. When Mommy thinks child finally fell back asleep, the snuggles, singing, and head rubbing will stop, and Mommy will sneak out of child's bedroom. While sneaking out of child's bedroom, the door will decide to squeak loudly and wake sad child back up. Mommy will re-enter screaming child's room, and repeat the process over again. Child will then look at Mommy and ask if Mommy's hair is sweaty. Child will then notice Mommy's workout headband and ask if she can wear one too. Mommy will tell her she can tomorrow, if she goes to sleep NOW. When child falls asleep, Mommy will again, try to escape from child's room. When Mommy tries to escape, her shoe will loudly, on accident, hit the door on the way out. When Mommy's shoe hits the door, she will remember she has shoes on. When she remembers she has shoes on, she will be reminded that she was working out. And when a Mommy starts to work out, she just might start running on her treadmill...